The guy from last night said he was a Star Trek fan. Maxine should have taken it as a hint, but she hadn’t had a date in a few months, so she thought she’d take a risk. Then, this guy showed-up in his Spock ears for their date. She decided to fake cramps. But hey, if anyone is interested, I hear James (pictured above) is auctioning off his virginity to some lucky lady… with $1.25 to spare.

The guy from last night was a sailor. Of course, it sounded like a very good idea to get together with Captain Ron—Dan was into seafood. But his constant insecurities were going to put a damper on the night. How many times can you possibly answer the question, “Do I look fat in this?” without answering “yes.” Plus, Ron has a serious staring problem.

The guy from last night, Paul, was a couple of years younger than Teresa. Teresa didn’t expect her mother to have to stop by on her way to a charity event while Paul was picking her up at her house. She also didn’t expect her mother’s friend to tag along, either. She really didn’t expect Paul to act like he’d just hit the lottery when he met a pair of women whose combined age would require a special birthday message from Al Roker.

The guy from last night was a conservative, rock-loving, NRA member; in short, James was perfect for Silvia, or so she thought. They conversed online for a few weeks before exchanging pictures. Silvia sent a recent work photo, but James wanted to send something sexier. Wow, Silvia thought, Rainn Wilson really let himself go… further…

The guy from last night was an animal-lover, Chuck. Chuck told Brenda that he had to have his pets. He neglected to tell her that all of his pets were cats and he had ten of them, four of which he walked on a daily basis. Who the f*ck walks a cat? The deal breaker was when he told her that his last cat was inherited from his late mother, a cat that ate her face. Ick!

The guy from last night, Rick, was in his mid-fifties, fit, and nice looking. Carol met and spoke with him over a phone dating line. She couldn’t believe him when he told her he hadn’t had a date in twenty years. Maybe he was just married during that time, she hoped. Then he sent her his picture (above). On the plus side, it seems he can masturbate with both hands.

The guy from last night was a frat jock. Jackie knew of Rodger’s reputation around the frat house, but she was curious. Still, how did she make sure she was protected? Then, she found this dress! And if you think that’s impressive, you should see the array of pepper sprays and stun guns in her purse.

The guy from last night was Tom. Becky couldn’t believe that, not only did her date Tom treat the lack of a “No Shirt, No Shoes” sign as an opportunity, he also gave her a lap dance and asked her how she liked his cleavage.

Busty La Rue was the best performer The Beaver Shack ever had. It took a big tipper to get her attention. Just goes to show you, sometimes the guy from last night turns out to be the one.

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