The guy from last night said he was a Star Trek fan. Maxine should have taken it as a hint, but she hadn’t had a date in a few months, so she thought she’d take a risk. Then, this guy showed-up in his Spock ears for their date. She decided to fake cramps. But hey, if anyone is interested, I hear James (pictured above) is auctioning off his virginity to some lucky lady… with $1.25 to spare.